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	<title>CHESSNOID &#187; Bachelorette</title>
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		<title>Update Bachelorette Jillian Harris &amp; Ed Swiderski split</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 01:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CHESSNOID</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am getting many hits looking for this update on my blog. Even though I have given up watching the show after realizing it is fake with pre-determined endings, I wanted to give an update on the couple we knew would eventually break up.  Are these relationships even real, or are they paid to stay [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am getting many hits looking for this update on my blog. Even though I have given up watching the show after realizing it is fake with pre-determined endings, I wanted to give an update on the couple we knew would eventually break up.  Are these relationships even real, or are they paid to stay together for x amount of months after the show?</p>
<p><a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/07/07/jillian-harris-bachelorette-ed-swiderski-split-break-up/">People:</a></p>
<p>Is there something in <em>The Bachelor</em> water?</p>
<p>Just two weeks after <strong>Jake Pavelka</strong> and <strong>Vienna  Girardi</strong> announced <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20396018,00.html">they  were separating</a>, former <a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/category/the-bachelorette/"><em>Bachelorette</em></a> star <strong>Jillian Harris</strong> and <a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/07/28/the-bachelorette-recap-ed-gets-the-girl/">fiancé</a> <strong>Ed Swiderski</strong> are taking a break, PEOPLE has learned.</p>
<p>According to a source at ABC, the two “are taking some time apart to  re-evaluate their relationship.”</p>
<p>The couple, who got engaged May 2009 on the ABC reality show and <a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/07/29/bachelorette-blog-jillian-is-extremely-happy/">settled  down together</a> in Swiderski’s one-bedroom Chicago condo in  September, had previously discussed having a <a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/07/29/bachelorettes-jillian-ed-discussing-2010-wedding/">2010  wedding</a>.</p>
<p>“It feels more normal than any relationship I’ve ever had,” Harris  told PEOPLE three months after the computer software consultant proposed  in Hawaii. “When we’re together it’s very real.”</p>
<p>But their engagement hasn’t been without its ups and downs.</p>
<p>In August, they weathered rumors about Swiderski’s <a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/08/04/jillian-harris-i-am-not-worried-about-claims-of-infidelity/">alleged  infidelity</a> when two women claimed he had been stringing both of  them along while filming <em>The Bachelorette</em>.</p>
<p>Harris stood by Swiderski, saying she was “not destroyed” by the  allegations</p>
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		<title>Bachelor Jake Pavelka update ex Vienna Girardi wants to be in Playboy</title>
		<link>http://www.totalnoid.com/2010/07/02/bachelor-jake-pavelka-update-ex-vienna-girardi-wants-to-be-in-playboy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 22:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CHESSNOID</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t watch the Bachelor or Bachelorette anymore because they have transformed into sham reality shows with pre-determined outcomes.  Most of the contestants expose themselves as media whores.  Anyways, Bachelor Jake and his pick Vienna are no longer together. Now, Vienna is looking for a $250,000 payday from Playboy.
Huffington Post:
UPDATE: Vienna&#8217;s announcement comes as a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t watch the Bachelor or Bachelorette anymore because they have transformed into sham reality shows with pre-determined outcomes.  Most of the contestants expose themselves as media whores.  Anyways,<a href="http://www.totalnoid.com/2010/02/08/bachelor-jake-vienna-and-reality-steve-update-02-08-2010/comment-page-1/"> Bachelor Jake and his pick Vienna</a> are no longer together. Now, Vienna is looking for a $250,000 payday from Playboy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/30/vienna-girardi-posing-for_n_630756.html">Huffington Post:</a></p>
<p>UPDATE: Vienna&#8217;s announcement comes as a surprise to Playboy.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is the first we&#8217;ve heard of Vienna Girardi appearing on the  cover of Playboy,&#8221; a rep for the magazine told <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/playboy-rep-we-have-not-made-vienna-an-offer-2010306" target="_hplink">Us Weekly</a>. &#8220;We are not in negotiations with her  and have not made her an offer.&#8221;</p>
<p>PREVIOUSLY: Vienna Girardi has <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/28/the-bachelors-vienna-gira_n_440759.html" target="_hplink">posed topless</a> and been snapped <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/30/vienna-calls-jake-a-fame_n_630466.html" target="_hplink">with her face deep in a man&#8217;s crotch</a>, and now we  may get to see her nude.</p>
<p>&#8220;I am going to be on the cover of Playboy later this year,&#8221; Vienna  tells <a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/vienna_posing_for_playboy/news/17041" target="_hplink">Star</a>. &#8220;The Bachelor didn&#8217;t pay me a dime, and I ran  through my savings living with Jake. I need the money. And I want to do  something fun and happy for myself!&#8221;</p>
<p>Vienna&#8217;s story conflicts with that of a friend of Jake&#8217;s who said <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/30/vienna-calls-jake-a-fame_n_630466.html" target="_hplink">she fleeced him out of thousands of dollars </a>as he  paid for everything during their brief engagement.</p>
<p>Vienna hopes to get a $250,000 payday from her shoot, according to  Star, which probably means she plans on taking everything off.</p>
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		<title>Bachelor Jake and Vienna are over</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 20:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CHESSNOID</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have given up watching both the Bachelor and Bachelorette shows.   The shows have dramatically changed from when I first started watching them many years ago.  This last Bachelor show was too contrived with a predetermined storyline.  The last few seasons, Reality Steve has been able to tell us in advance what would happen next.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have given up watching both the Bachelor and Bachelorette shows.   The shows have dramatically changed from when I first started watching them many years ago.  This last Bachelor show was too contrived with a predetermined storyline.  The last few seasons, Reality Steve has been able to tell us in advance what would happen next.  On top of that, he would explain the patterns of why the show does what it does which is simply to get the best ratings.  Chris Harrison has become a tiresome host with his fake smile and staged personality.  I still remember him from the home and garden channel.  <img src='http://totalnoid.com/wp-content/plugins/smilies-themer/schnoopy/icon_giggle.png' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Anyways, just an <a href="http://www.totalnoid.com/2010/02/08/bachelor-jake-vienna-and-reality-steve-update-02-08-2010/">update on Bachelor Jake and Vienna </a>that I read today.  They are done and over as many had predicted.</p>
<p><a style="color: #551a8b;" onmousedown="return  clk(this.href,'','','res','1','&amp;sig2=X4ilA3UIweGG76jF-0VaNQ','0CAcQFjAA')" href="http://www.totalnoid.com/2010/01/06/bachelor-jake-final-pick-spoiler-alert-courtesy-of-reality-steve/"><em style="font-weight: bold; font-style: normal;">Bachelor Jake</em> Final  Pick (<em style="font-weight: bold; font-style: normal;">Spoiler</em> Alert) Courtesy of Reality Steve</a></p>
<p>USA Today:</p>
<p><em>Bachelor</em> Jake Pavelka is confirming the news about his  romance with Vienna Girardi: &#8220;We&#8217;re split.&#8221;</p>
<p>Caught at an Los  Angeles airport by <a href="http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&amp;mediaKey=9e8694e4-1b3e-4199-a412-a6b7d171310c" target="_blank">TMZ cameras</a>, Jake didn&#8217;t really want to talk, but  he was cordial. When asked what happened, he said,  &#8220;It&#8217;s kind of a long  story.&#8221;</p>
<p>As for who broke up with whom, he said, &#8220;It doesn&#8217;t  really matter. I&#8217;m just saddened by the whole thing, but sometimes love  just isn&#8217;t enough in a relationship.&#8221;</p>
<p>But he added, &#8220;No matter  what happens, Vienna and I will be friends.&#8221;</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Vienna has  <a href="http://twitter.com/ViennaGirardi/status/16781021159" target="_blank">written via Twitter</a>:  &#8220;The accusations of me  cheating are completely fabricated. 100% False</p>
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		<title>Bachelor Jake Pavelka finale and Vienna or Tenley spoiler</title>
		<link>http://www.totalnoid.com/2010/02/28/bachelor-jake-pavelka-finale-and-vienna-or-tenley-spoiler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CHESSNOID</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So tomorrow night is ABC&#8217;s Bachelor finale.  We are down to the final two contestants.  We will find out if Reality Steve is right in his prediction.  Who will Bachelor Jake pick in the end:  Tenley or Vienna?
Reality Steve finale spoiler
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So tomorrow night is ABC&#8217;s Bachelor finale.  We are down to the final two contestants.  We will find out if Reality Steve is right in his prediction.  Who will Bachelor Jake pick in the end:  Tenley or Vienna?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.totalnoid.com/2010/01/06/bachelor-jake-final-pick-spoiler-alert-courtesy-of-reality-steve/comment-page-1/">Reality Steve finale spoiler</a></p>
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		<title>Bachelor Jake: Women Tell All video part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.totalnoid.com/2010/02/24/bachelor-jake-women-tell-all-video-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CHESSNOID</dc:creator>
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Enjoy!  
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<p>Enjoy!<br /> <img src='http://totalnoid.com/wp-content/plugins/smilies-themer/schnoopy/icon_smile.png' alt=':smile:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Bachelor Jake: Women Tell All video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CHESSNOID</dc:creator>
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In case you missed it last Monday, I embedded the video for your convenience. Cheers!  
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<p>In case you missed it last Monday, I embedded the video for your convenience. Cheers!<br /> <img src='http://totalnoid.com/wp-content/plugins/smilies-themer/schnoopy/icon_smile.png' alt=':smile:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>17,000 hits, twitter, free sandwich (Jacks) and pancakes (IHOP 2.23.2010)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CHESSNOID</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Monday,  I received about 17,000 hits to my blog.  That was my best day.  It happens every Monday when the Bachelor and Bachelorette shows air.  I posted the spoiler from Reality Steve and I continue to get hits from that and previous seasons.  Reading the comments, I think many people are getting sick of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last Monday,  I received about 17,000 hits to my blog.  That was my best day.  It happens every Monday when the Bachelor and Bachelorette shows air.  I posted the <a href="http://www.totalnoid.com/2010/01/06/bachelor-jake-final-pick-spoiler-alert-courtesy-of-reality-steve/">spoiler from Reality Steve </a>and I continue to get hits from that and previous seasons.  Reading the comments, I think many people are getting sick of the way these reality shows end.  It seems like every season, the producers have to concoct some new event to lure in more viewers.  The problem they don&#8217;t recognize is that they are losing many of their loyal viewers who enjoyed the show without all the hyped-up-and-made-up scenarios.</p>
<p>I signed up for twitter yesterday. My wife sent me a link that shows the best of the twitters and some were really funny.  That pushed me off the fence.  I am following two people right now and we will see if this keeps my interest.  The other site Facebook I am still on the fence. Twitter was extremely easy to sign up and you can remain anonymous.  So I used my CHESSNOID name to sign up.</p>
<p>Today, you can get a free sandwich at Jack in the Box.  Tomorrow, you can get<a href="http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/pancake-day-details.html"> free pancakes at IHOP.</a></p>
<p><img src="http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/images/pancake-details.jpg" alt="Pancake Details"  width="354" height="495"/></p>
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